Why holidays make me hate people

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Before you jump to the conclusion that I’m an over-privileged brat that doesn’t appreciate holidays and idyllic locations, allow me to explain that I always enjoy holidays with family or friends, exploring new places and trying new things; yet at the end of every break I find myself with the same inescapable misanthropic attitude.
I recently returned from Greece; my fifth visit to the country where I enjoyed sunshine, food, beautiful sights and great company. However, towards the end of the 14 day vacation I found myself growing tired of the other holiday makers and beach dwellers to the point where annoyance has led to the general dislike of people. Most days I would lie under the shade of an Olive tree on the beach and was forced to observe over sunned men and women rubbing sun cream on each others leathery skin; rotund bellies full of Mythos beer hanging over faded Speedos which leave little to the imagination; flabby muffin tops and heavy breasts flopping over undersized bikinis; the most grotesque of tattoos that cover entire backs and arms. I have no objection to the bodies themselves, I just wish people could show a little humility when sharing a crowded beach and perhaps respect my personal space.
On walks home from the beach, bars and restaurants begin to fill with families and couples who require the sea bed to be swept clean and raked of all life so they can enjoy lavish amounts of seafood and rapidly diminishing crustations. They drink alcohol like a herd of tired elephants; draining glasses and snapping their fingers at the waiter.
An area that was once a quiet fishing village becomes swamped with plastic-tat shops and stalls for tourists to browse, scattered with loud bars, taxi ranks and ice cream parlours on every corner.
“Why not?” they hark “we’re on holiday, we deserve it.” The hedonistic holiday mentality depresses me immensely– the idea that we are somehow oppressed and deprived for all but two weeks of the year is laughable if one considers western lifestyles in comparison to the rest of the world where ‘holiday’ is an entirely different or non-existent concept.
I’m sad to say there were times when I longed for the modesty and desperation of England; of my hometown where tracksuit-clad youths would scrape together the last crumbs of tobacco to smoke a rollie in a rainy bus stop. Back to grey days and bulky clothes; strong cups of tea and clunky cars bustling through streets. Unbelievably the idea of returning home to a bearable temperature and not having sand blown in my eyes seemed pretty appealing; to be away from all the people and their selfish tendencies (that’s not to say people at home aren’t selfish) and their over-consumption of all that is good.
The thing about giving into misanthropy is of course the fact that I too am human, and I’m undoubtedly viewed as the same tacky-tourist type who arrives smothered in sun cream and ready to hog sun loungers. So you know what they say… if you can’t beat them, join them.
Written: June 2013

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bryonywrites

I like to write, I have no preferred style or format of writing but I usually enjoy recounting a funny story or describing my surroundings. I enjoy heated debates about society and ideologies, I have an appreciation of the great outdoors, I relish in the company of others, I'm very much a morning person, I love practising Te Waza in Judo, and I hope one day to build my own dwelling (I won't say house as that sounds terribly proper).

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